Goha, the 'Wise Fool'!

Once upon a time, Goha borrowed a kettle from one of his neighbours, and after a few days returned it with a small saucepan inside it.

His neighbour was surprised at the presence of the saucepan, and asked Goha, "How did this get in here?"

"The kettle had a baby," Goha answered.

The neighbour was delighted, and laughing over Goha's stupidity, took both kettle and saucepan.

After a few weeks had gone by, Goha returned and asked to borrow the kettle again. Naturally, the neighbour lent it to him with alacrity.

Weeks went by, and Goha made no effort to return it. Finally, the owner went to Goha's house and asked for his kettle back.

"May God have mercy on its soul," replied Goha. "Your kettle has died."

"Died!" yelled his neighbour. "Since when do kettles die?"

"Ever since they've been able to have children," answered Goha.

- The End -

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